Fatty can't fly

Let me introduce to you all: the overweight dragon! Courtesy of too many easily catched white bunnies.

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Soon my humongous stress-load will be over and I will be a more active artist again! Today was my last matriculation exam (long math), and one of my portfolios is due next week, and after that... almost freedom!
The hardest part of my portfolio is still unfinished though: writing about myself. I have no idea how to do that in a non-embarrassing way: "Hello, I'm 19 years old, I love painting and have a cat, plz accept me to your school, kthxbai. (If you don't, I'll die)" o__ò
Maybe I can bribe someone I know into writing something for me...